i'm a fucking walking paradox.

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I hope Romney has a daughter and that halfway through her 3rd abortion, she realizes she’s a full-blown lesbian and moves to New York and meets and falls in love with a black woman and they get married and drive off after their reception in an eco friendly car with an Obama sticker on the back bumper.

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